Hardcore Valentine

 

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Oh
it’s that day again,

fannies are thoroughly cleaned
and shelved for
public consumption

the skies are pouring
blowjobs
and the ground is covered with chocolates

reality is freakishly pink
and even my middle finger
is heart shaped

boobies meet bollocks
love is just sex
spelled backwards

all vaginas spin like crazy
trading fucks for
free dinners.

Puppy Love

 

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throw me a smile
and I’m going to fetch you
a blanket of kisses
to keep you warm
when you’re alone
and the skies are pouring sadness
all over you.

throw me a word
and I’m going to fetch you
the sunniest story
to cheer you up
when winter freezes your soul
and refuse to go away.

throw me a touch
and I’m going to fetch you
the mightiest hug
to guard your heart
against all evil forever.