Ok, I’ll admit

I got sloppy and I forgot to kiss the moon
on both cheeks
and then
when her mother was looking the other way
guess what?

I pissed on her door like an untrained puppy.

The response was
a little bit harsh
but most deserved.

The skies farted rain for a year
and I had to hide under a sombrero.

There was nothing to eat and drink there,
except margaritas
and nothing to fuck,
but Jennifer Lopez
and her famous ass.

It was a long year
but I survived and I promise
(cross my heart and the shit)
I’ll behave
and I’ll even feed her piglets next time,
bake them cookies and all that.

All I ask is
ditch Jennifer.

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