Ok, I’ll admit
I got sloppy and I forgot to kiss the moon
on both cheeks
when her mother was looking the other way
I pissed on her door like an untrained puppy.
The response was
a little bit harsh
but most deserved.
The skies farted rain for a year
and I had to hide under a sombrero.
There was nothing to eat and drink there,
and nothing to fuck,
but Jennifer Lopez
and her famous ass.
It was a long year
but I survived and I promise
(cross my heart and the shit)
and I’ll even feed her piglets next time,
bake them cookies and all that.
All I ask is